IN this week’s National Enquirer you can read about Jennifer Aniston’s “BABY BOMBSHELL”. If every Enquirer front-page screamer about Jen’s womb were true, she’d be the mother of 23 children.As it is, Aniston has none. But she is trying, reportedly. Because the Enquirer has pictures of SEVEN men vying to impregnate the middle-aged hair model.
This is “her Daddy dilemma”. Beneath photos of Scott Stuber, Harry Morton, Josh Hopkins, John Mayer, Jason Sudeikis, Gerrard Butler and Chris Gartin, readers learn:“One of these seven men WILL father her child”
Rather than being a sweetheart, Jennifer is presented as a woman with a revolving door on her vagina – although masturbatory Mayer may invite Jen to rub herself on his Jessica Simpson pillow covers. And why stop at seven men? Why not just picture map of California and let everyone with at last one active sperm have a go?
First up, Brad…
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